Saturday, September 23, 2006

dumbest song on black metal, not by a black metal band

I really have no time to update this journal although I have plenty more to say and other entries of hold. PLENTY. I have alot of things to do, and I'm not sure if I can do them all., so hold on, and I'll answer e-mail in a few days. .. To lighten up this journal, the dumbest song with the most horrid music ever. This song fucking sucks,the lyrics are dumb as fuck and black metal owns ye all.. . BTW,. Is it legal here in the USA to buy a sword from a catalog?.                                         ATOM AND HIS PACKAGE LYRICS

Thanks-Tee-Stay Metal, and Stay Brutal \m/ -l-

"Me And My Black Metal Friends"

In the mountains of Norway, where the weather is cold,
there's not much to do, except kill each other, and play guitars in the snow

Corpse paint, which is a scary name for make-up is what they wear,
They'd resemble Ink and Dagger, if Ink and Dagger had long hair

They're pretty evil, and they do not like god,
I don't care if they burn down churches,
but they'd better not fucking touch a synagogue

I befriended them
bye bye mom, it's now me and my black metal friends
I befriended them
bye bye Franklin, it's now me and my black metal friends

They have names like Igor, Meldorf, and Tor
Black metal is not like, is not exactly like Living Color,
I kinda hope they move here, so I don't have to pay import prices,
but I'm kinda fear them being near me,
because, they're not nice!

I befriended them
bye bye mom, it's now me and my black metal friends
I befriended them
bye bye Franklin, it's now me and my black metal friends

Come on Eileen
Come on Eileen
Come on Eileen
Come on Eileen!

Monday, September 18, 2006


 It is confirmed that ex Napalm Death guitarist Jesse Pintado died of liver failure due to diabetic coma.. RIP Jesse and there is a fund available on MYSPACE to help support Jesse Pintado's family by way of Pintado's last project TERRORIZER..: FROM TERRORIZERS MYSPACE bulletin: ... We'd really appreciate a swell if people would post the Paypal weblink button to their webpages, myspace profiles, email lists, etc.

FROM The Pintado Family
It is with great regret to announce the passing of our son, brother, and uncle Jesse. We are deeply saddened by the recent tragedy and would like to thank those of you around the world for your kind thoughts and words. Jesse passed away at Holland's Erasmus MC hospital on Sunday, August 27, 2006 due to liver failure. He was a son, a brother, an uncle and a great friend to us all. He was a free spirit and was loved, adored and admired by many around the world; he loved them. He was a man of integrity and only spoke good words of his friends. Through him, our lives were enriched with different cultures from around the world. Through his music, he touched our hearts and our minds. His physical being has left us but his spirit will live forever in and through us.
"Thank you to Mitch, Shane, Danny, and Barney of NAPALM DEATH; to Anthony, Pete, and the TERRORIZER family; to the RESISTANT CULTURE collective, and his close friend Carlos Reveles. Especially many thanks to all the fans worldwide you truly inspired him. He loved you and was always a brother."

FROM TERRORIZER: "Words can't describe the loss we feel for our close brother. We feel deeply honored to have shared the last creative moments with him and are greatly appreciative that the hands of fate allowed him to leave us with a final masterpiece. We promise to sustain his memory loudly in the world of the living.
"You'll always live on in our hearts, Jesse!
"Thank you to all the fans for sharing your thoughts and offering support. Below are the words of those who were there with him until the end, his family."
Jesse Pintado's family: "
FROM Century Media: "We are deeply saddened to have lost such a talented musician from our family of bands. Without a doubt Jesse was someone who had so much more to give to the world, not only musically but in his easy-going demeanor and likeable character. Your legacy will continue to live on, but your absence personally is something which is simply irreplaceable. We extend our deepest condolences to his family, as well as to his bandmates." 

Also, for all of you fans of tri state area hardcore, HATEBREED'S former guitarist, Lou "Boulder" Richards   passed away  Now I have to admit, I'm not the biggest Hatebreed fan or all that into the genre of hardcore, but you couldn't miss the tandem of HATEBREED and ALL OUT WAR shows at the Chance in the 90's... Fucking brutal.... Yes, I was kinda shocked when Hatebreed were booked for OZZFEST, but it was like wow, these guys made it..Lou Richards left  HATEBREED in 2002 and perhaps suffered from substance abuse issues..The irony of the current tour of HATEBREED, Napalm Death, Exodus ect. as that both Napalm Death and Hatebreed are grieving the deaths of former members and EXODUS lost longtime vocalist Pual Baloff as he died in 2002 of a stroke.
Although unconfirmed Lou Richards death might be of his own will, at his own hands..RIP Lou "Boulder"....

"As many of you may have heard, and we were sorry to learn, our former guitar player Lou 'Boulder' Richards passed away yesterday," reads the statement. "It is very unfortunate that he could not see any other way to conquer his demons. We hope he has finally found some peace. Our hearts go out to Vera" - Richards' grandmother - "and his family and friends."


Glen: "We all made asinine remarks as children mine was no different, I don't find any honor in suicide and only cowards and losers choose that option instead of living with one's responsibility or the actions that landed that person in jail to begin with. Do I feel sorry for him? NO. The person he murdered was someone's child and being a responsible father of two, I would have been waiting for him to get out of jail as to finish him off before he had the option of taking his own life."
Last but not least, with little or no fanfare, New Paltz, NY being such a transient town, our dear community member ED BRANDES, "Mr. Bo Jangles" (you couldn't miss him back in the 90's, with a cowboy hat and rad bike doing what you college students should be doing, picking up your beer cans and recycling for spange) died last month, probably in a nursing home. Ed Brandes sold off his property to Mohonk preserve in Gardiner, NY, and retired from his eclectic lifestyle... Ed Brandes couldn't be missed in New Paltz, NY back in the 90's, sweeping up in front of the Bistro for a nice meal, and his hilarious upbeat humor made my dismal days much better. I even learned to reduce foul language from ED BRANDES in an almost dyslexic way, turning the word mother fucker to futhermucker.
Honestly, community members should find Ed Brandes's bike, and hang it up somewhere as symbol of remembrance of ED and his creative mind, good natured humor, and resourceful ideals.
Ed Brandes is sorely missed in the New Paltz, NY community and may that hilarious futher mucker rest in peace... RIP Ed Brandes, we'll never forget you.
Also, Jack of all trades and master of everything, the late New Paltz, NY community maestro and former WFNP 88.7 FM weather reporter Dennis O' Keefe's death was confirmed by autopsy as a "Blood clot to the brain"  said the New Paltz college newspaper The Oracle.. A blood clot to the brain is also known as a aneurysm.. According to the New Paltz Oracle there is plaque in memorial of Dennis O' Keefe at SUNY New Paltz, NY's Sojourner Truth Library where he last worked...
This world is an empty place without these great musicians, personalities, and community members whom have departed this Earth to soon.
Another thing, is you all have to stop dying on us, I might have to remember how to write a professional AP obituary...Grr.
Thanks-Tee-Stay Metal, Stay Brutal \m/ -l-

Friday, September 1, 2006

ITP V.06: ONLY ONE PER COFFIN: R.I.P. Dennis O' Keefe

Yesterday, I walked into a store, and and browsed the New Paltz Times, and was saddened by what I read. Longtime New Paltz, NY community member Dennis 'O Keefe has passed away at 55. I got an e-mail from a former WFNP DJ a week ago(hold on Keith I will answer) as mentioned him in this journal...
One thing that the New Paltz Times piece/obituary failed to mention is that Dennis O'Keefe for YEARS volunteered as a news announcer at SUNY New Paltz's WFNP 88.7 FM. Dennis was the best news announcer, with an awesome baritone voice as Dennis put us college DJ's/ announcers to shame.                                                     Dennis O' Keefe read the weather reports on WFNP when I was a DJ and let me tell you, it was by far and away the most DETAILED weather report you can find in college radio. Meanwhile us college kids that read the news (off the AP wire) on WFNP would mispronounce names, places ect. and start cracking up on air at our mistakes. Once a college radio DJ pronounced Joey Buttofucco (remember the Amy Fisher case?) "Joey Buttofucko". :shakes head:.
Dennis O'Keefe was very detailed in every facet of what he did in life and once I thought, this dude should be a professional weather announcer..Dennis was an easy going, reliable guy and a stand out in WFNP's news department back in the early 90's.
Dennis O' Keefe brought a certain amount of charm, charisma and professionalism to everything he did, and if you consider his resume, and Dennis's impact on the community it is proven that the multi talented Dennis O'Keefe will be missed in our community. Everything Dennis O' Keefe tackled in life, he did with passion and a high quality.
This has been a very difficult two weeks (with the cloud of unexpected deaths) in the extreme metal and music community..
R.I.P. Dennis O' Keefe. and standing ovation for him.
Thanks-Tee-Stay Metal and Stay Brutal \m/ -l-