Individual thought patterns V.024: The Ten Commandments of Metal

Monday, December 29, 2008

The Ten Commandments of Metal

I just found this is on the comments section of ENSLAVED MYSPACE, thought it was funny, and I would like to share. BTW, writing some more reviews, my LATE best of 2007, and my best of 2008 will be next month, and more reviews, ect. I promised a friend the "Rules of doom metal" and there are many. So it MUST be done, because yes, us metal heads have a sense of humor, as the culture of extreme metal and various genres is just important as the music.
FROM some dude on MYSPACE via ENSLAVED comments section:

THE NEW TEN COMMANDMENTS

1.
THOU SHALT LOVE METAL MUSIC WITH ALL THINE HEART

2.
THOU SHALT MEDITATE ON METAL MUSIC DAY AND NIGHT

3.
THOU SHALT NOT STEAL MUSIC FROM ANY OF MY FAVOURITE METAL BANDS

4.
THOU SHALT LOVE THY NEIGHBOUR ONLY IF THEY LOVE METAL MUSIC

5.
THOU SHALT HATE THY NEIGHBOUR IF THEY PLAY POP MUSIC/R &B/RAP/COUNTRY--FOR IT'S RETARDED! (YOU HAVE MY PERMISSION TO BURN THEIR HOUSE DOWN)

6.
THOU SHALT NOT ENVY TRY-HARD, WANNABE, EMO BANDS WHO TRY TO IMITATE METAL MUSIC

7.
THOU SHALT NOT COMMIT MUSIC ADULTERY BY FALLING IN LOVE WITH NON-METAL MUSIC GROUPS

8.
THOU SHALT NOT LIE THAT YOU ACTUALLY AGREE WITH ME THAT METAL MUSIC IS THE BEST (JUST ADMIT IT--AND WE CAN BE NEW BEST FRIENDS :0 )

9.
THOU SHALT NOT BOAST ABOUT STUPID, NON-METAL BANDS-BECAUSE THEY ALL SUCK!

10.
THOU SHALT CONVERT ALL YOUR FRIENDS TO THE BEST RELIGION OF ALL:

MUSIC METALISM

DO ALL THESE COMMANDMENTS AND YOU SHALL BE ABLE TO ENTER HELL WITH SATAN-AND HE SHALL BE VERY HAPPY WITH YOU.
Thanks-Stay Metal, Stay Brutal- -l- \m/

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