NECKBEARD DEATHCAMP, via SOUNDCLOUD, are streaming the bands SPLIT with TERMINAL NATION, due to be unleashed 2/22/2019 via TO LIVE A LIE RECORDS.
NECKBEARD DEATHCAMP were featured on the various artists compilation "UNITED ANTIFASCIST EVIL", a SPLIT WITH GAYLORD, unleashed 9/19/2018 via BANDCAMP (DIGITAL). All digital sales of "UNITED ANTIFASCIST EVIL", (SPLIT WITH GAYLORD) will be donated to PLANNED PARENTHOOD.
NECKBEARD DEATHCAMP have inked a record deal with PROSTHETIC RECORDS and are set to unleash the bands anticipated debut release "WHITE NATIONALISM IS FOR BASEMENT DWELLING LOSERS", unleashed 11/23/2018 via PROSTHETIC RECORDS.
TERATISM unleashed "LA BAS" (EP), 2013 via NEGATIVITY RECORDS.
FROM NECKBEARD DEATH CAMP:
WE HAVE FOR A FEW DAYS BEEN THINKING ABOUT HOW TO ADDRESS THE TERATISM BIT. WE WERE JUST GONNA LET IT BURN ITSELF OUT AS WE REALLY HAD NOTHING TO SAY ABOUT THE WHOLE MESS. IT KINDA SEEMED LIKE IT DIDN'T CONCERN US AND WAS MORE A GENERAL CRY AT A MIXED GENRE BILL. BUT IF YOU DON'T WANT TO PLAY WITH US. DON'T. WE'RE NOT HERE TO TELL YOU HOW TO CURATE YOUR OWN ART OR HOLD YOUR TIME HOSTAGE. WE SPEND OUR ENTIRE DAYS DEALING WITH DUDES WHO LOOK LIKE IF WORLD OF WARCRAFT WAS BOTH A PERSON AND A NAZI THREATENING TO KILL US UP AND DOWN ON EVERY PLATFORM THEY HAVE ACCESS TO. WE DON'T REALLY HAVE TIME FOR THE """APOLITICAL""" STUFF. BUT THAT METALSUCKS ARTICLE HAS SET THIS WHOLE THING AT TWO MINUTES TO MIDNIGHT AND OUT OF CARE FOR THE EXALTED WOE TEAM WE WILL TAKE A MINUTE TO EUTHANIZE THE ISSUE.
WE WILL ALSO ATTEMPT TO KEEP THIS SHORTER THAN SIXTEEN PARAGRAPHS AND FOR WHAT ITS WORTH NO PART OF US BELIEVES TERATISM TO BE AN NSBM PROJECT.
WHAT WE DO THINK IS THAT THOSE DUDES TOTALLY SHOWED THEIR ASS ON THIS ONE THOUGH. AND WE CAN'T SMOOTH THAT OVER. IT'S DONE. WE THINK THEY DIDN'T COMMUNICATE. WE THINK THEY TOOK A LOT OF LIBERTY IN ASSUMING THE ATMOSPHERE OF AN OUTDOOR CAMPING FESTIVAL ORGANIZED BY SOME FRIENDS. WE THINK THEY MASSIVELY MASSIVELY MASSIVELY OVERASSUMED OUR ROLE IN THE FESTIVAL. AND WE THINK THEY SHOULD CONVINCE THEIR BASS PLAYER TO NOT MAKE ANY PR DECISIONS FOR THE PROJECT EVER AGAIN. BUT WE ALSO THINK SHITTING ON SOMEBODY FOR TAKING THEIR ART SERIOUSLY IS NOT WHAT WE SHOULD DO WITH THIS EVENT. WE HOPE THOSE GUYS LEARN FROM THIS.
FRANKLY I WAS EXCITED TO SEE THEIR SET.
CONVERSELY SHITTING ON SOMEBODY FOR WEAPONS GRADE ELITISM IS A BANNER WE WILL GLADLY MARCH UNDER. AS THAT IS THE VERY NATURE OF THIS PROJECT AND WHAT WE DO. ITS THE THING WE HATE ABOUT BLACK METAL. BECAUSE ITS SUCH A FUCKING FARCE. NECKBEARD WAS LITERALLY FOUNDED ON AN INTERACTION BETWEEN MYSELF AND A CARTOON PORTRAIT OF A BLACK METAL DWEEB WHO THOUGHT HIS EXTREME ELITE BLACK METAL WARRIOR STATUS AFFORDED THE OPPORTUNITY TO QUEER BASH ME WITHOUT CONSEQUENCES.
FOLLOWING WHAT HAS NOW BEEN SAID IF WE ARE MEANT TO LIVE UNDER THIS PRESCRIBED IMPRESSION THAT THIS TRVE ELITE EXPERIENCE OV BLACK METAL IS ONE THAT REQUIRES ABSOLUTE GRAVITY, SEVERITY, AND MISANTHROPY. PERHAPS A CAMPING FESTIVAL WHERE SEVERAL OF US ARE GOING TO SHOTGUN BEERS AND TAKE THE PICTURE OF A FRESHLY GRILLED HOTDOG WEINER PROSTHESIS STICKING OUT OF OUR PANTS ISN'T THE PLACE FOR A PROJECT LIKE TERATISM. AND WE AGREE WITH THEIR DECISION TO DROP.
I SPEND TOO MUCH TIME AT BASEMENT NOISE SHOWS WATCHING KIDS MUTILATE THEMSELVES OVER THE SOUND OF A BLENDER THROUGH AN HM2 FOR AN AUDIENCE OF TEN PEOPLE TO TELL ANYONE WHAT IS TOO SERIOUS TO PRESENT AS THEIR OWN ART. IT IS ACTUALLY BLACK METAL'S SEVERITY THAT ATTRACTS US TO IT. THE COMMUNITY IS WHAT CAN'T HANG.
BUT TO ARRIVE AT THE POINT AND HOPEFULLY AN END TO THE STYGIAN RITES ISSUE. THROUGH THE LENS OF BEING BANDS THAT PLAY SHOWS. AND BLACK METAL AS A WHOLE'S COLLECTIVE UNWILLINGNESS TO VIOLATE ANY OF THE CONVENTIONAL STRUCTURES OF BEING BANDS THAT PLAY SHOWS. PURSUITS OF MONEY AND GLORY INCLUDED. USE OF SOCIAL MEDIA INCLUDED AND UNDERLINED. WE CAN ALSO COLLECTIVELY ARRIVE AT THE CONCLUSION THAT WHAT WE DO IS "BANDLY" AND WHEN FRAMED WITHIN A PERFORMANCE AT AN EVENT THAT COMES WITH THE SUSPENSION OF DISBELIEF ABOUT EVERYTHING THAT GOES ON SURROUNDING THE PERFORMANCE. DRINK PRICES. CLOGGED TOILETS. AND COAT CHECK RACKS COMPLETELY FILLED WITH LEATHER JACKETS INCLUDED. WE DON'T NEED TO MELT DOWN ABOUT OTHER PROJECTS ON THE BILL. ESPECIALLY IF WERE PLAYING ON DIFFERENT DAYS. ON A MUSIC FESTIVAL OUR COLLECTIVE FRIENDS ORGANIZED. AT A CAMPGROUND. IN SOUTH DAKOTA. NOT MORDOR.
TOTAL SUPPORT TO EXALTED WOE.
GET WELL SOON TERATISM.
THANKS.
ALSO THE NECKBEARD DEATHCAMP SETS WILL NOT CONTAIN THE USE OF RUBBER CHICKENS OF ANY KIND. PLEASE STOP EMAILING ME ABOUT IT.
WE WILL ALSO ATTEMPT TO KEEP THIS SHORTER THAN SIXTEEN PARAGRAPHS AND FOR WHAT ITS WORTH NO PART OF US BELIEVES TERATISM TO BE AN NSBM PROJECT.
WHAT WE DO THINK IS THAT THOSE DUDES TOTALLY SHOWED THEIR ASS ON THIS ONE THOUGH. AND WE CAN'T SMOOTH THAT OVER. IT'S DONE. WE THINK THEY DIDN'T COMMUNICATE. WE THINK THEY TOOK A LOT OF LIBERTY IN ASSUMING THE ATMOSPHERE OF AN OUTDOOR CAMPING FESTIVAL ORGANIZED BY SOME FRIENDS. WE THINK THEY MASSIVELY MASSIVELY MASSIVELY OVERASSUMED OUR ROLE IN THE FESTIVAL. AND WE THINK THEY SHOULD CONVINCE THEIR BASS PLAYER TO NOT MAKE ANY PR DECISIONS FOR THE PROJECT EVER AGAIN. BUT WE ALSO THINK SHITTING ON SOMEBODY FOR TAKING THEIR ART SERIOUSLY IS NOT WHAT WE SHOULD DO WITH THIS EVENT. WE HOPE THOSE GUYS LEARN FROM THIS.
FRANKLY I WAS EXCITED TO SEE THEIR SET.
CONVERSELY SHITTING ON SOMEBODY FOR WEAPONS GRADE ELITISM IS A BANNER WE WILL GLADLY MARCH UNDER. AS THAT IS THE VERY NATURE OF THIS PROJECT AND WHAT WE DO. ITS THE THING WE HATE ABOUT BLACK METAL. BECAUSE ITS SUCH A FUCKING FARCE. NECKBEARD WAS LITERALLY FOUNDED ON AN INTERACTION BETWEEN MYSELF AND A CARTOON PORTRAIT OF A BLACK METAL DWEEB WHO THOUGHT HIS EXTREME ELITE BLACK METAL WARRIOR STATUS AFFORDED THE OPPORTUNITY TO QUEER BASH ME WITHOUT CONSEQUENCES.
FOLLOWING WHAT HAS NOW BEEN SAID IF WE ARE MEANT TO LIVE UNDER THIS PRESCRIBED IMPRESSION THAT THIS TRVE ELITE EXPERIENCE OV BLACK METAL IS ONE THAT REQUIRES ABSOLUTE GRAVITY, SEVERITY, AND MISANTHROPY. PERHAPS A CAMPING FESTIVAL WHERE SEVERAL OF US ARE GOING TO SHOTGUN BEERS AND TAKE THE PICTURE OF A FRESHLY GRILLED HOTDOG WEINER PROSTHESIS STICKING OUT OF OUR PANTS ISN'T THE PLACE FOR A PROJECT LIKE TERATISM. AND WE AGREE WITH THEIR DECISION TO DROP.
I SPEND TOO MUCH TIME AT BASEMENT NOISE SHOWS WATCHING KIDS MUTILATE THEMSELVES OVER THE SOUND OF A BLENDER THROUGH AN HM2 FOR AN AUDIENCE OF TEN PEOPLE TO TELL ANYONE WHAT IS TOO SERIOUS TO PRESENT AS THEIR OWN ART. IT IS ACTUALLY BLACK METAL'S SEVERITY THAT ATTRACTS US TO IT. THE COMMUNITY IS WHAT CAN'T HANG.
BUT TO ARRIVE AT THE POINT AND HOPEFULLY AN END TO THE STYGIAN RITES ISSUE. THROUGH THE LENS OF BEING BANDS THAT PLAY SHOWS. AND BLACK METAL AS A WHOLE'S COLLECTIVE UNWILLINGNESS TO VIOLATE ANY OF THE CONVENTIONAL STRUCTURES OF BEING BANDS THAT PLAY SHOWS. PURSUITS OF MONEY AND GLORY INCLUDED. USE OF SOCIAL MEDIA INCLUDED AND UNDERLINED. WE CAN ALSO COLLECTIVELY ARRIVE AT THE CONCLUSION THAT WHAT WE DO IS "BANDLY" AND WHEN FRAMED WITHIN A PERFORMANCE AT AN EVENT THAT COMES WITH THE SUSPENSION OF DISBELIEF ABOUT EVERYTHING THAT GOES ON SURROUNDING THE PERFORMANCE. DRINK PRICES. CLOGGED TOILETS. AND COAT CHECK RACKS COMPLETELY FILLED WITH LEATHER JACKETS INCLUDED. WE DON'T NEED TO MELT DOWN ABOUT OTHER PROJECTS ON THE BILL. ESPECIALLY IF WERE PLAYING ON DIFFERENT DAYS. ON A MUSIC FESTIVAL OUR COLLECTIVE FRIENDS ORGANIZED. AT A CAMPGROUND. IN SOUTH DAKOTA. NOT MORDOR.
TOTAL SUPPORT TO EXALTED WOE.
GET WELL SOON TERATISM.
THANKS.
ALSO THE NECKBEARD DEATHCAMP SETS WILL NOT CONTAIN THE USE OF RUBBER CHICKENS OF ANY KIND. PLEASE STOP EMAILING ME ABOUT IT.
Thanks-Stay Metal, Stay Brutal-\m/ -l-
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