Wednesday, February 26, 2014

GWAR: RESPOND TO SOUNDWAVE 2014 CRITICS

Virginia, USA galactic metal warriors GWAR have issued a rather humorous statement as the bands performance at SOUNDWAVE 2014 (AUSTRALIA)  was criticized via conservative Aussie politicians (AUSTRALIANS FOR CONSTITUTIONAL MONARCHY)  for the mock "decapitation and dismemberment" of Prime Minister TONY ABBOTT.

FROM AUSTRALIANS FOR CONSTITUTIONAL MONARCHY EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR Jai Martinkovits.  “This act – an extraordinary breach of good behaviour and standards - is particularly offensive coming from visitors, who have been extended Australian hospitality” 

http://www.norepublic.com.au/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=4700&Itemid=1

                             
GWAR unleashed  "BATTLE MAXIMUS" 9/17/2013 via METAL BLADE RECORDS.
                                                                                                                                                             

In 2012, GWAR announced new guitarist "PUSTALUS MAXIMUS" (Brent Purgason of Cannabis Corpse) replacing CORY SMOOT (Flattus Maximus) whom passed away 11/3/2011 of a "coronary artery thrombosis brought about by his pre-existing coronary artery disease". 




FROM GWAR:
They are more upset about us killing Tony Abbot than the poor old Queen!
HAHAHAHA...why don't you look after Manus Island before you try and fuck with us...
“We were just playing our show in Brisbane and this guy with giant ears wanders out onstage and tells us to go back to Antarctica, so naturally I removed his head from his shoulders. But what was really surprising was that it grew back and I had to chop it off again at Sydney Soundwave.
“So we are waiting to see what happens tonight. Will it grow back again? Will it come back as a Koala bear? And what about the poor Queen? We chopped her tits off and stomped the royal baby to death, and all people seem to care about is this Abbott guy.

“I tell you this, if you could harvest the power of the wind with this dude’s ears, then you could create a machine that would move time and space and enable all the asylum seekers to enjoy Caesar salad every night. And also not have dogs set on them.”

 Thanks-Stay Metal, Stay Brutal-\m/ -l- 
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