Friday, December 18, 2015

FRENZAL RHOMB: SENDS STATEMENT ON MALL and METALCORE AND SOUNDWAVE 2016


Australian punk rock band FRENZAL RHOMB, in humor, took to social networks, to lol at SOUNDWAVE 2016 lineup, the mall core/metal core trend and the now cancelled SOUNDWAVE 2016.






Yesterday, promoters for SOUNDWAVE 2016, set to take place 1/23th. 24th and 26th, 2016 BRISBANE (23rd), SYDNEY (24th), MELBOURNE (26th), AUSTRALIA sent a statement as the festival is CANCELLED. The bands advance/deposit for SOUNDWAVE 2016 were NOT secured.



ITP V.015 EDITORS NOTE: Never heard of this band before,  as they're NOT metal, However, I',m  lmao regarding this bands statement on the mall core and metal core trend.


FROM FRENZAL RHOMB:
We fucked Soundwave.
We're really sorry, it's all our fault.
How were we to know that being privately chauffeured to the shows, individually, on the back of Jimmy Barnes' children wearing roller skates, would not leave AJ enough money to pay Burn Me A Toasted Sandwich, Fly Me To The Moon, My Pants Are A Warzone, Banana Helmet Fiasco, and all the other shit metal core bands their money?
We WERE just gunna soldier on and play our Friendless Summer shows with our mates Clowns, like the stubborn idiots we are, but as per the shit hand 2015 has dealt us, we have once again been slapped on the arse.
It's not enough that my arm's fucked, Jay's been nearly eaten by horrific parasites, and Tom capsized his yacht, having to punch a great white shark in the balls to escape, but now, our mate and yours, Lindsay McDougall, has to be rushed into emergency surgery first thing tomorrow morning, to have something inside his eye reattached to something else inside his eye.
I joke, but if it's not done asap, there could be a loss of vision, and cunt forbid he doesn't get to see my beautiful face again!
Anyways, we are actually sincerely sorry, but the next three shows have been postponed.
That's Ulladulla, Windsor, and Katoomba.
Tonight's show in Miranda is still happening.
Tickets for the postponed shows are still valid for the rescheduled dates, but if we announce and it fucks your plans, hit us up and I'm sure we can arrange a refund or a sleepover at Lindsay's house.
Or hit up AJ, he's pretty good for saying he'll pay, and then just fucking not paying.



Thanks-Stay Metal, Stay Brutal-\m/ -l-