Tuesday, April 1, 2014

HOUSECORE RECORDS: 4/1/2014 "ANNOUNCE HORRORCORE FEST 2014"

Soo, the metal news just keeps coming. Is this real? 

4/1/2014. 

FROM HOUSECORE RECORDS: 
Our first big announcement for ‪#‎HHFF‬ 2014 is here!!! Philip Anselmo and I are pleased to bring to you the very best in metal and horror once again.
Based on your recommendations we believe we have the most stellar line-up yet and know you will be super stoked!!
We are pleased to bring to you the following bands, movies, and sideshows that we know will rip your socks off!!


 -Down(set);
-Limp Bizkit;
-M. Night Shyamalan 24-Hour Marathon Madness Screening;
-Goblincockasaurus;
-Philip H. Anselmo & The Infidels;
-Andy Warhol Horror Film Thesis Course;
-The entire final season of DEXTER on Blu-ray;
-911 Was An Inside Job;
-IHateEhrmigawd;
-Kiki Dee Karaoke Bar;
-Bloody Dunking Booth featuring Traci Lords;
-7 Pantera cover bands;
-Stop Motion Animation Horror Puppetry from Sen. Ted Cruz;
-Inspirational Speech by Bret Michaels;
-Awesome Remakes! featuring EVIL DEAD, MANIAC, CARRIE, and FRIDAY THE 13TH;
-the latest Metalcore bands that have not even formed yet;
-"Why Horror Films and Videogames Cause People To Kill" panel featuring Rush Limbaugh, Tipper Gore, and your parents;
-Special guest director(s)(???) of all of the LEPRECHAUN movies.
We're fucking excited man. Just wait until we announce our special VIP packages, too!!
Stay tuned, because there is plenty more top-shelf quality music, horror films, and entertainment coming to HHFF 2014!!!
Thanks-Stay Metal, Stay Brutal-\m/ -l- 
:WINKS: 



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