Individual thought patterns V.025: ALESTORM: POST VIDEO FOR NEW TRACK "CURSE OF THE CRYSTAL COCONUT"

Friday, April 3, 2020

ALESTORM: POST VIDEO FOR NEW TRACK "CURSE OF THE CRYSTAL COCONUT"

Perth, Scotland based pirate metal warriors ALESTORM have posted a video for the title track from the bands anticipated new release "CURSE OF THE CRYSTAL COCONUT", due to be unleashed 5/29/2020 via NAPALM RECORDS.

FROM ALESTORM:

TREASURE CHEST PARTY QUEST!
Oh wow everybody! It's time to release the first single from our upcoming album "Curse of the Crystal Coconut"! We decided to release a song that would offend as many of you as possible, and I think we succeeded! It's about selling out and stealing treasure and giving birth to yourself. Watch it now on youtube, or listen on Spotify, or whatever! GO GO GO!

CURSE OF THE CRYSTAL COCONUT - OUT ON MAY 29TH 2020!
Oh wow big news! The 6th Alestorm album "Curse of the Crystal Coconut" will be out on May 29th! It has nice cover art, look at that! Drawn once again by the handsome and talented Dan Goldsworthy Art. It also contains 11 songs; here are their names in no particular order (that's a lie, they're in a very particular order):
1. Treasure Chest Party Quest
2. Fannybaws
3. Chomp Chomp
4. Tortuga
5. Zombies Ate My Pirate Ship
6. Call of the Waves
7. Pirate's Scorn
8. Shit Boat (No Fans)
9. Pirate Metal Drinking Crew
10. Wooden Leg Part 2 (The Woodening)
11. Henry Martin

Isn't looking at tracklists fun? I bet you're all sitting there thinking you know what the good songs and the bad songs are already. Well guess what...they're all terrible! That is of course apart from the sequel to 'Wooden Leg', which is legitimately the most epic, advanced, and sprawling piece of music we've ever written. Lets face it though 90% of you are only here for the hit singles. We got plenty of those! More big yo-ho pirate choruses than you can shake a stick at! And there's even a cover of a song from that Donkey Kong TV show! Did anyone watch that? The CGI animation was horrendous. Good songs though.
ANYWAY preorder the album now from Napalm Records: https://smarturl.it/COTCC-NPR

VIDEO BELOW: ALESTORM: "CURSE OF THE CRYSTAL COCONUT" (VIA YOU TUBE, COURTESY OF NAPALM RECORDS):

Thanks-Stay Metal, Stay Brutal-\m/ -l-

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